Thursday, December 12, 2013

SG Sales Guru: A Tongue in Cheek Lesson on Marketing Concepts ...



You see a Gorgeous Blonde at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - that's Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Blonde. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He's very rich. Marry Him!" -that's Advertising.

You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Blonde. She walks up to you and says: " You are very rich! Can l marry you?" - that's Brand Recognition

You see a Gorgeous Blonde at a party. You go up to her and say: "l am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - that's Customer Feedback

You see a Gorgeous Blonde at a party. You go up to her and say: "l am very rich. Marry me!" And she Introduces you to her husband. - that's Demand and Supply Gap

You see a Gorgeous Blonde at a party. You go up to her and before you say; "l am very rich. Marry Me!", your wife arrives. - that's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
 
Source: Extracted from a friend's Facebook page.

 

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